Monthly Archives: February 2013

Purchasing or Leasing a Wife

Purchasing or Leasing – which is better? Many people cannot decide which is cheaper – purchasing or leasing.. I would like to help you decide by illustrating two charming stories. Purchasing The maths on the Paul McCartney – Heather Mills … Continue reading

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This is How the Government Employees Work

A guy stopped at a local gas station & after filling his tank, he paid the bill and bought a soft drink. He stood by his car to drink his cola and watched a couple of men working along the … Continue reading

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Wife Screams for Two Hours After Massage

The Italian says: “Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest olive oil and then we made passionate love and I made her scream non-stop for five minutes.” The Frenchman says: “Last night I massaged … Continue reading

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Rabbi and the Tax Man

At the end of the tax year the Tax Office sent an inspector to Audit the books of a Synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, “I notice you buy a lot of … Continue reading

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Blind Bunny and a Blind Snake

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell, kerplop right on his twitchy little nose. ‘Oh please excuse me,’ said the bunny. ‘I didn’t mean to trip over you, but … Continue reading

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Car Stolen

Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel; I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down. I was looking for my keys.  They were not in my pockets.  A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing. … Continue reading

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Dog For Sale

Free to good home. Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed Jethro anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat. Most of them knew Jethro only by his … Continue reading

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Hypnotizing 150 People Simultaneously

It was entertainment night at the senior citizens’ centre. After the community sing song led by Alice at the piano it was time for the Star of the Show- Claude the Hypnotist! Claude explained that he was going to put … Continue reading

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Sardarni Moves to the First Class

A plane is on its way to Chandigarh, when Gurpreet in economy class gets up, and moves to the first class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this, and asks to see her ticket she then … Continue reading

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Nano Overtaking Porshe and BMW

A Nano breaks down on a roadside and a BMW 750 stops to help the old driver. “I will tow u to the next service station, but if I drive too fast pls flash ur lights” they set up slowly … Continue reading

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