Gujjurs and Marwaris

Clip_945 gujjus  and 5 Marwaris are travelling by rail from Pune to Mumbai. They gather at Pune Railway Station.

Both groups desperately try to prove their superiority.

SCENE 1 (PUNE-MUMBAI)
5 gujju  buy only 1 ticket, and 5 marwaari buy 5 tickets.

Marwaari  are desperately waiting for ticket collector  to come.

When  ticket collector  C arrives, all 5 gujjus  get into one toilet, so when ticket collector  knocks, one hand comes out with the ticket and the ticket collector  goes away.

On the return journey, they don’t get a direct train to Pune, so they decide to take a passenger train till Lonavala, from there they can easily get a Local Train to Pune.

SCENE 2 (MUMBAI-LONAVALA)
Marwaari  decided, “This time, we will prove that we are smarter”. 5 marwaari  buy 1 ticket, gujjus  don’t buy any ticket at all!

Ticket collector  arrives.

All MAARWAARI  IN ONE TOILET. ALL GUJJUS IN THE OPPOSITE TOILET.

One GUJJU  gets out and knocks the door of maarwaris  toilet. One hand comes out with the tickets, he takes the ticket and enters gujjus  toilet.

Ticket collector  drives out all the maarwaaris  from the toilet, and they are heavily fined.

SCENE 3 (LONAVALA)
Now, both the groups are at LONAVALA Railway Station. Marwaaris’ are planning their move for a last chance, … they board the local train to Pune.

This time, marwaaris decide that they will play the same (1 ticket) trick.

ALL maarwaris take 1 ticket … Gujju  buy 5 tickets.

ticket collector  Comes. All Gujju  show their tickets, AND Maarwaari  are still searching for toilet in the local train.

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