Kitkats in Gym

Clip_32Just been to the gym. They’ve got a new machine in.

Could only use it for half an hour, as I started to feel sick. It’s great though. It provides me with everything I need – KitKats, Mars Bars, Snickers, Potato Crisps, the lot.”

Question – Are there too many immigrants in Britain?

17% said yes;

11% said No;

72% said “I am not understanding the question please.”
The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can’t afford batteries for the clock.

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