Dr. Smith was a psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was a proctologist.
They put up a sign reading: “Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: “Hysterias and Posteriors”.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read: “Schizoids and Hemorrhoids”.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign.
“Catatonics and High Colonics”— No go.
Next, they tried “Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives” — thumbs down again.
Then came “Minds and Behinds” — still no good.
Another attempt resulted in “Lost Souls and Butt Holes” — unacceptable again!
So they tried “Analysis and Anal Cysts” — not a chance.
“Nuts and Butts” — no way.
“Freaks and Cheeks” — still no good.
“Loons and Moons” — forget it.
Almost at their wit’s end, the docs finally came up with:
“Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones — Specializing in Odds and Ends”.
Everyone loved it.