Schizoids and Hemorrhoids”.

Clip_34Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, In spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.

Dr. Smith was a psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was a proctologist.

They put up a sign reading: “Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: “Hysterias and Posteriors”.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read: “Schizoids and Hemorrhoids”.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign.

“Catatonics and High Colonics”— No go.

Next, they tried “Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives” — thumbs down again.

Then came “Minds and Behinds” — still no good.

Another attempt resulted in “Lost Souls and Butt Holes” — unacceptable again!

So they tried “Analysis and Anal Cysts” — not a chance.

“Nuts and Butts” — no way.

“Freaks and Cheeks” — still no good.

“Loons and Moons” — forget it.

Almost at their wit’s end, the docs finally came up with:

“Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones — Specializing in Odds and Ends”.

Everyone loved it.

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