At the end of the class, the teacher asks that all the little girls remain behind for 5 minutes.
Teacher: “Young ladies, I have received numerous complaints from your parents concerning Little Johnny’s’ crude remarks. It is likely that tomorrow he is going to say something dirty and that is why I am asking you all, to avoid any further problems – that if he says anything that appears rude, I would like you all to get up and leave the classroom.”
Everybody agreed to this plan. Next day –
Teacher: “Is everybody ready with their assignment? Go ahead Anita.” Anita: “Near my home, a supermarket is being built. Now my mommy doesn’t have to walk so far to get bread and milk.”
Teacher: “Very good Anita! Yes – Suzie!”
Suzie: “Near my home, they are building a furniture factory. My daddy is a carpenter and this permits him to work near home.”
Teacher: “Excellent, thank-you Suzie!”
At this point, little Johnny’s hand shoots up and the Teacher asks: “Oh heavens, Johnny tell me what new development is being built near your home.”
Little Johnny: “Near my home, they are building a brothel.”
All the young ladies get up and proceed to leave.
Little Johnny says, “Hey relax sluts ……….. it hasn’t opened yet!”