“Strip down, facing me.”
Making a mental note so I could complain to our MP about this running amok ASIO Homeland Security rubbish,
I did just as he had instructed.
After the shrieking and hysterical remarks finally subsided,
I found out that he was referring to how I should position my credit card.
Nonetheless, I’ve been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
Damn it, they need to make their instructions a little clearer for seniors..