Purchasing or Leasing a Wife

Clip_65Purchasing or Leasing – which is better?

Many people cannot decide which is cheaper – purchasing or leasing..

I would like to help you decide by illustrating two charming stories.

Purchasing

The maths on the Paul McCartney – Heather Mills divorce was as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he had sex with her every night during their 5 year relationship
It ended up with him purchasing her @ $26,849 per time.

Leasing

On the other hand,
New York Governor Eliot Spitzer’s favourite hooker, Kristen, charged $4,000 per night.

So, had Paul McCartney “employed” Kristen for 5 years @ $4,000 per night, he would have paid only $7.3 million in total for sex every night.

 

This represents a $41..7 million saving for Eliot.

What a shrewd man Eliot is, compared to the ageing Beatle.

Further valuable benefits of this Leasing option are;
* a (real) 22 year old
* no need for coaxing / pleading / begging
* never a headache
* happily agrees to all technical requests
* no complaining
* no “Honey – please do this” lists
* has two legs

Best of all, she leaves and returns when asked.

All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.

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