Monthly Archives: March 2013

How the Elderly Should Use a Condom?

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`You Are Next’

              Romance Mathematics Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy ______________________________ Office Arithmetic … Continue reading

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Don’t Ever Call Him One Stone

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Peggy Loves to Screw

Dating in the1960’s It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1964, and Fred had a date with Peggy. He arrived at her house and rang the bell. ‘Oh, come on in!’ Peggy’s mother said as she welcomed … Continue reading

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No Place Like Home

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3 Certain Things in Life: Death, Taxes & Getting Screwed by a Lawyer

The madam opened the  brothel door in Glasgow and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed,  good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. “May I  help you sir?” she asked… “I want to see Valerie,” the man  replied. “Sir, Valerie … Continue reading

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A Whistling Pussy

Santa Singh is sitting on a rather empty train across from a good looking girl wearing a tight mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realises … Continue reading

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