An Ode to Fart

Clip_191A fart is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.


A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud


A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song…..


A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, and deadly.


A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while…….


A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces
.

From wide-open prairie,
To a small elevator,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.


But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget…….
Sweet old farts like you!


Kinda brings a tear to your eye – right? 

This entry was posted in Elderly and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s