A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his mom’s bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, “I need a man, I need a man!”
Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.
One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning.
When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.
Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, “Oh! I need a bike! I need a bike!”
The teacher was impressed with Timmy’s answer to her question so she told him to come up to the front of the class, close his eyes and hold out his hands for a surprise.
“But first,” she said, “You have to guess what it is.”
“A toy?” “No.”
“A new pencil?”
“No.” “A basketball?”
“No….” said the teacher as she held the Hershey’s kiss right above his opened hands.
“Let me give you a hint. It’s something your dad asks you mom for every day before he leaves for work.”
“Don’t touch it, Timmy!!” yells little Johnny. “It’s a piece of ass!”