A teacher asks her class if anyone can use the word fascinate in a sentence. Brian raises his hand and says, “The sky is fascinating.”
The teacher says, “No that’s fascinating.”
Jennifer raises her hand and says, “When I saw the tigers at the zoo I was fascinated.”
The teacher says, “No that’s fascinated.”
So finally Little Johnny raises his hand and says, “My mom bought a new blouse with 12 pearl buttons, but her tit’s are so big she could only fasten eight!
Kindergarten student was sitting at his desk making funny faces at anyone that would watch.
The teacher came by and saw what he was doing and said calmly, “Billy you had better stop doing that, your face might stick that way.”
Billy stared back just as calmly and said in reply, “I guess you learned the hard way.”