The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new car.
What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink.
What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal.
Boss: We are keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on
the mat as you came in? New employee: Yes, sir.
Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.
Q: Why dogs don’t marry?
Q: What’s the diff between mother & wife? A: One woman brings you into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.