Causes Mad Cow Disease

Clip_94In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who might have some theories on the matter.

This “true” interview went as follows:

The lady reporter:  “I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease.

Can you offer any reason for this disease?”

The farmer stared at the reporter and said?  “Did you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year”?

Reporter: (obviously embarrassed):  “Well, sir, that’s a new piece of information but what’s the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?”

Farmer:  “Miss, did you know that we milk a cow twice a day?”

Reporter:  “Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?”

Farmer:  “I am getting to the point, Miss.”  “Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day … and only screwing you once a year, wouldn’t you get mad?”

The TV interview was never aired.

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