Vagina the Size of a 50 Cent Piece After Marriage

Clip_196A Jewish daughter says to her mother,

“I’m divorcing Nathan.
All he wants is sex, sex and more sex.
My vagina is now the size of a 50-cent piece
When it used to be the size of a 5 cent piece.”

Her mother says,
“You’re married to a multi-millionaire businessman,
You live in an 8 bedroom mansion
You drive a $250,000 Ferrari,
You get $2,000 a week allowance,
You take 6 vacations a year and
You want to throw all that away…
Over 45 cents?”

NOW THAT’S A JEWISH MOTHER

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