Monthly Archives: June 2013

Blond Buys Sex Frogs

A blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an ‘exotic’ pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box FULL of frogs. The sign says: ‘SEX FROGS’ Only £20 each! Comes with ‘complete’ instructions. The girl … Continue reading

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Midwife Crisis

A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth. “I’m afraid I don’t have a husband” she replies. “O.K. Do you … Continue reading

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Can You Tell When Hershey is in Your Mouth

One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, “Do you know what it is?” “No, … Continue reading

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Bar Stool Economics: American Economy

Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100 and they paid the bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this: The first four men … Continue reading

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Getting the Homeless to Meet Your Wife

A business man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and … Continue reading

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Celebrating Accident With Wine

Bottle of Wine A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works … Continue reading

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A Bear & a Czech

I always sit in the back of a plane. It’s much safer. You never hear of a plane backing into a mountain! Two guys were walking in the woods one day when they came across a bear. The bear noticed … Continue reading

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