New Book Out for Men with Short Penises

Clip_55At the Scottish wedding reception the D.J. yelled…

“Would all married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living.”

The bartender was almost crushed to death.

Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex anymore …..

A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman’s husband.

New Book

A man goes into Chapters and asks the young lady assistant, “Do you have the new book out for men with short penises?”

She replies, “I’m not sure if it’s in yet.”

“That’s the one; I’ll take a copy…”

Poor Lance Armstrong –

I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he achieved, winning 7 Tour de France races, while on drugs.
When I was on drugs, I couldn’t even find my frig’n bike.

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