American Wife Trying to Kill Her Polish Husband

Clip_188A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.

Although his English was not perfect, they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him to arrange a divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.

I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.

I mean what are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland.

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.

Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.

What makes you think that?
I got proof.

What kind of proof?
She going to poison me…………………..

She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.
I can read English pretty good, and it say:

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