Noah’s Ark : Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah’s Ark .

Clip_198One:  Don’t miss the boat. 

Two:  Remember that we are all in the same boat!

Three:  Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built  the Ark.

Four:  Stay fit. When you’re 60 years old, someone may  ask you to do something really big.

Five:  Don’t listen to critics; just get on with the  job that needs to be done.

Six:  Build your future on high ground.

Seven:  For safety’s sake, travel in pairs.

Eight:  Speed isn’t always an advantage. The snails were  on board with the cheetahs.

Nine:  When you’re stressed, float awhile.

Ten:  Remember, the Ark  was built by amateurs; the Titanic by  professionals.

Eleven:  No matter the storm, when you are with God,  there’s always a rainbow waiting.

AND never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

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