Monthly Archives: July 2013

Why Do Camels Have Breasts on Their Back?

An elephant asked a  miss camel, “why you have your breast on your back?” The miss camel replied, “what a silly question coming from someone who got his dick stuck on his face.” Little Johnny asks his dad one day, “Dad, can you buy me a … Continue reading

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Surviving on Pocket Money

Little Harry and his friend Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Harry goes to Jenny’s father to ask him for her hand. Harry bravely walks up to … Continue reading

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Too Smart & Blond For 1st Grade

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, “Harry, what’s your problem?“ Harry answered, “I’m too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I’m smarter than … Continue reading

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Countries Driving on the Left

1. Sudan Has More Pyramids Than Egypt Sudan has more pyramids than any other country on Earth – even more than Egypt. There are at least 223 pyramids in the Sudanese cities of Al Kurru, Nuri, Gebel Barkal and Meroë. They are generally 20 … Continue reading

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You think English is easy?

1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4) We must polish the Polish furniture. 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. 7) … Continue reading

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Lying to the Police

Paddy and Mick found 3 hand grenades and decided to take them to the police station. Mick, “What if one explodes before we get there?” Paddy, “We’ll lie and say we only found two!” A coach load of Paddies on … Continue reading

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Train Journey

Four irish priests board a train for a long journey to a church council conference. Shortly into the trip, one pries says “Well, we’ve all worked together for many years, but don’t really know one another. I suggest we tell … Continue reading

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