An Irish Lost His Luggage

Clip_123An Irishman arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down his cheeks. An airline employee asked him if he was homesick. 

‘No’, replied the Irishman. ‘It’s worse, I have I’ve lost all me luggage.’

‘That’s terrible, how did that happen?’

‘The cork fell out of me bottle.’

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