Horse Race Derby Commentary By Dickie Underwood :

Clip_95In lane 1. Passionate Lady
In lane 2. Bare Belly
In lane 3. Silk Panties
In lane 4. Conscience
In lane 5. Jockey Shorts
In lane 6. Clean Sheets
In lane 7. Thighs
In lane 8. Big Dick
In lane 9. Heavy Bosom
In lane 10. Merry Cherry

And They’re Off
Conscience is left behind at the gate.
Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry.
Heavy Bosom is being pressured. Passionate Lady is caught
between Thighs and Big Dick is knocking on the door.

At the Halfway Mark
It’s Bare Belly on top, Thighs open and Big Dick is moving in.
Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets.
Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly.
Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Dick.

At the Stretch
Merry Cherry pops under the strain.
Bare Belly is making a final push.
Big Dick is in and Passionate Lady is coming.

At the Finish
It’s Big Dick giving everything he’s got
and Passionate Lady takes everything Big Dick has to offer.
It looks like a dead heat but Big Dick comes
through with one final thrust and wins by a head…
Bare Belly shows…
Thighs weakens…
Heavy Bosom pulls up..
And Clean Sheets

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