How Old Does Your Wife Look?

Clip_239Jacob’s wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.

After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the “miracle” products, she asks her husband – “Darling, honestly, if you didn’t know me, what age would you say I am?”

Looking over her carefully, Jacob replied,…

“Judging from your skin, 20; your hair, 18; and your figure, 25.”

“Oh, you flatterer!” she gushed.

Just as she was about to tell Jacob his reward, he stops her by saying:  “WHOA, hold on there sweety…I haven’t added them up yet!”

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