A Man Jealous of His First Born

Clip_285A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife’s nipples while she was asleep.
The next day, their driver died of poisoning.

A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS.
His son asked why?
The father answered, so that when I am dead, no one will sleep with your mum.

A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband.
Her maid said sir, you are my witness, you know I never wear panties.
A couple is having a quickie and their 6 year old son catches them. “What are you doing?” ask’s the son. Father: “I’m putting petrol in your Mom.” Son replies: Mom’s engine is taking too much petrol cause Mr. Zwane has put some in yesterday.”
A man went to the pub with his wife. When he left for the counter to buy drinks a prostitute approached his wife and whispered: “You must demand cash before sex, I know him he doesn’t pay.

 

An 8 year old boy is accused of rape. In court his lady lawyer holds his dick out as evidence saying, “Your honour see this, can he rape” with this tiny tot? The boy whispers, “Don’t shake it, we’ll lose the case!”

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