Differences in Dating a British, Irish, Japanese & an Indian

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British

First date:
You get to kiss her goodnight.

Second date:
You get to grope all over and make out a bit.

Third date:
You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.

Irish Women

First Date:
You both get blind drunk and have sex.

Second Date:
You both get blind drunk and have sex.

20th Anniversary:
You both get blind drunk and have sex.

 Japanese Women

First date:
You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.

Second date:
You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.

Third date:
You don’t even get to the third date and you’ve already realized nothing
is ever going to happen.

Indian Women

First date:
Meet her parents.

Second date:
Set the date of the wedding.

Third date:
Wedding night,,, plain and simple…..Your Finished!!!

Good bye Gopi  (me),,,,Hello Sita, Appa, Amma, Akka, Annan,Thambi, Attha, Mama,paaati,papa,Tommy (Dog) Milkie (cat) goes on and on and on….

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One Response to Differences in Dating a British, Irish, Japanese & an Indian

  1. pal pandi says:

    mokka
    go to hell u mother dash father dash

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