~ Desmond Tutu
Give a man a fish, and you’ll feed him for a day. Give him religion and he’ll starve to death while praying for a fish
~ Timothy Jones
After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box
~ Italian proverb
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
~ Emo Philips.
Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke.
~ Robin Hall
Having more money doesn’t make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I’m just as happy as when I had 48 million.
~ Arnold Schwarzenegger.
I don’t believe in astrology. I’m a Sagittarian and we Sagittarians very skeptical.
~ Arthur C Clarke
As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind – every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.
~ John Glenn
The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone.
~ George Roberts
If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport