Probability

221992_6299297483_652727483_321153_1572_nLaw of Mechanical Repair – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee.

 Law of Gravity – Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

 Law of Probability -The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

 Law of Random Numbers – If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.

Supermarket Law- As soon as you get in the smallest line, the cashier will have to call for help.

 Variation Law – If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.

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