Law of Gravity – Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of Probability -The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of Random Numbers – If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.
Supermarket Law- As soon as you get in the smallest line, the cashier will have to call for help.
Variation Law – If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.