Maid Better Than the Wife

Clip_31The German maid asked for a pay increase.

The wife became angry about this and decided to talk to her about the this raise.

She asked, “Now Inge, why do you think you should get a pay increase?”

”Inge: “Well, Madam, there are three reasons why I wunt the increaze. The 1st is that I do iron better than you.”

Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”

Inge: “Your husband he say so.”

Wife: “Oh yeah?”

Inge: “The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you.”

Wife: “that’s a lie, who said you were a better cook than me?”

Inge: “Your hozban he did.”

Wife increasingly agitated: “Oh he did, did he?”

Inge: “The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed.”

Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth asks, “And did my husband say that as well?”

Inge: “No Madam… The gardener did.”

Wife: “So, errrrrrrrrr  ….how much do you want?”

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