Released by Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Husbands.

Clip_23Different phases of a man:

After engagement: Superman

After Marriage: Gentleman

After 01 year:Stupid

After 05 years: Spiderman (caught up in his own made web)

After 10 years: Watchman

After 20 years: Doorman,walked all over by the wife.

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called “Man, The Master of Women”? ,or good wife.

Sales girl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir. 

The world’s thinnest book has only one word written in it: “Everything” ;
and the book is titled: “What Women Want!”

A man who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he’s NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he’s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND

Girlfriends are like CHOCOLATES, taste good anytime.
Lovers are like PIZZAS, Hot and spicy, eaten frequently.
Wives are like Dal RICE, eaten when there`s no other choice

Man receives telegram: Wife dead – should be buried or Cremated?
Man: Don’t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

Q: Why dogs don’t marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog’s life and they see their master’s life worst then theirs.

Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying
The other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your Life!

Q: Why doesn’t law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence

Lady to her maid: Oh Kanta, I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary.”
Kanta : I don’t believe it! You are just saying that to make me jealous!”

Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to find.

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