There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called “Man, The Master of Women”? ,or good wife.
A man who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he’s NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he’s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND
Girlfriends are like CHOCOLATES, taste good anytime.
Lovers are like PIZZAS, Hot and spicy, eaten frequently.
Wives are like Dal RICE, eaten when there`s no other choice
Man receives telegram: Wife dead – should be buried or Cremated?
Man: Don’t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Q: Why dogs don’t marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog’s life and they see their master’s life worst then theirs.
Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying
The other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your Life!
Q: Why doesn’t law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence
Lady to her maid: Oh Kanta, I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary.”
Kanta : I don’t believe it! You are just saying that to make me jealous!”
Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to find.