Surviving on Pocket Money

240011_212336395463712_106066352757384_694512_3083878_oLittle Harry and his friend Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love.

One day they decide that they want to get married, so Harry goes to Jenny’s father to ask him for her hand.

Harry bravely walks up to him & says, “Mr. Smith, me & Jenny are in love & I want to ask you for her hand in marriage.”

Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, “Well, Harry, you are only 10. Where will you two live?”

Without even taking a moment to think about it, Harry replies, “In Jenny’s room. It’s bigger than mine and we can both fit in it nicely.”

Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, “Okay, then how will you live? You’re not old enough to get a job. You’ll need to support Jenny.”

Again, Harry instantly replies, “Our allowance, Jenny makes five bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That’s about 60 bucks a month, so that should do us just fine.” 

Mr. Smith is impressed. Harry has put so much thought into this.

“Well Harry  it seems like you have everything figured out. I just have one more question. What will you do if the two of you should have little children of your own?”

Harry just shrugs his shoulders and says, “Well, we’ve been lucky so far.”

Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little bastard is adorable.

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