Monthly Archives: September 2013

Will Never Marry & Will Give the Same Advice to His Children

Sardar declares: .. . . I will never marry in my life and. . . .. . . I’ll give same advice to my children also. .. . . . ======================================== Sardar talking on cell. 2nd Sardar: kis se baat … Continue reading

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Sex is a Sensation Caused by Temptation

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Sex Burns Calories

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Safe Sex

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Doggie-Style

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Never Trust A Cricketer”

Come all ye fair young maidens and harken unto me, Never trust a cricketer, whoever he may be. Randier than a sailor who’s been six months at sea, Never let a cricketer’s hand an inch above your knee. First let’s … Continue reading

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Chemical Analysis of a Woman

Finally – an explanation of woman that makes sense to a man! Element: woman Symbol: wo+ Discoverer: adam edenwarden Atomic mass: accepted as 53.6 kg, isotopes vary from 40 – 200 kg Occurrence: copious quantities in all urban areas *physical … Continue reading

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An Obituary printed in the London Times

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red … Continue reading

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How Life Progresses with Different Nationalities

Anglo-Sexon Women: First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit. Third date: You get to have sex but only when she wants to. Irish Women: First Date: … Continue reading

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Brigadier was appropriately dressed

Brigadier Preston-Jago of the Royal Army Maintenance Corps was undergoing a court-martial for an incident where he was found to be chasing a young lady through the hallways of the Grafton Hotel, Catterick, Yorkshire, England, in which they were both residing. Neither of … Continue reading

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