Making Love in Middle of Road

219313_164655180259239_100001442757621_378307_3480432_oA trucker was driving down a steep hill and was startled to find a man and woman lying in the center of the road, making love.

He blew his air horn several times as he was bearing down on the couple. Realizing that they were not about to get out of the way, he slammed on his brakes and stopped — just inches away from them.

Getting out of the truck, madder than hell, the driver walked to the front of the cab and looked down at the couple, still on the road, and yelled,“What the hell is the matter with you two? Didn’t you hear me? You could have been killed!”

The man on the highway, obviously very satisfied and not too concerned, looked up and said, “Look, I was coming, she was coming, and you were coming!

But you were the only one with brakes!”

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