3 Kings: “Smo-king, Drin-king and F#*-king”

228079_10150561504885174_522215173_18381971_2551751_nLittle Tommy  was sitting in class when the teacher asked him “Can you tell me the name of three great kings who have brought happiness and joy into people’s lives?”

To which little Tommy  replied “Smo-king, Drin-king and F#*-king”

A dogs way to living a full satrisfying life..is ..

First gotta look hard at it…it looks Good ,,,smell it…smells good  then eat it..If it can’t  be eaten…..then screw it…if that too is not possible….piss on it and walk away……….

 

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