The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she’d send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend.
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your your tears.
I LOVE YOU….
The husband, being a non-romantic guy, text-Ed back:
I’m on the toilet. Please advise…..