If you are crying, send me your your tears.

229498_121813047901372_100002180330621_187616_7100556_nA middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones.

The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she’d send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend.

She texted:

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite.

If you are drinking, send me a sip.

If you are crying, send me your your tears.

I LOVE YOU….

The husband, being a non-romantic guy, text-Ed back:

I’m on the toilet. Please advise…..

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