Allah be Praised…Allah is Great.

Daisy LoweMelbourne  Tower : “Saudi Air 511  — You are cleared to land on runway  9R.”

Saudi  Air : “Thank you  Melbourne . Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel’s  runway 9R –Allah be Praised.”

Melbourne  Tower : ” Iran Air 711  – You are cleared to land on runway  27L.”

Iran  Air : “Thank you  Melbourne . We are cleared to land on infidel’s runway  27L. –  Allah is Great.”

Pause….
Saudi  Air :  ” MELBOURNE TOWER – MELBOURNE TOWER!”

Melbourne  Tower : “Go ahead  Saudi Air 511…”

Saudi  Air: “YOU HAVE  CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY  GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION  COURSE . … .. .. … INSTRUCTIONS,  PLEASE!”

Melbourne  Tower : “Well bless  your hearts, and praise Jesus. Proceed to your destination and tell Allah we said “Hi”.

 

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One Response to Allah be Praised…Allah is Great.

  1. Tom Stanford says:

    Ladybirds Gallery ~ Lancaster, MA ladybirdsgallery.com hi there friends, i haven”t gotten a fresh group in some time? how you all doing??? i have a select circle of crony”s i have forwarded many of your side splitters to, and they love them..LOL and i think they appreciate the girls pics too.LOL, heck, i do.Very pretty. be well, best, tom

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