‘Dark in here.’

Clip_3432A woman takes a lover home during the day.

Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard.

The woman’s husband also comes home.

She puts her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, ‘Dark in here..’

The man says, ‘Yes, it is.’

Boy – ‘I have a football.’

Man – ‘That’s nice.’

Boy – ‘Want to buy it ?’

Man – ‘No, thanks.’

Boy – ‘My dad’s outside.’

Man – ‘OK, how much?’

Boy – $150

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard together.

Boy – ‘Dark in here.’

Man – ‘Yes, it is.’

Boy – ‘I have football boots.’

The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, ‘How much?’

Boy – $250

Man – ‘Sold.’

A few days later, the boys’ father says to the boy, ‘Grab your boots and football, let’s go outside and have a game.

The boy says, ‘I can’t, I sold my ball and boots.

The father asks, ‘How much did you sell them for?’

Boy – $400

The father says, ‘That’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that. I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.’

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, ‘Dark in here.’

The priest says, ‘Don’t start that again. You’re in my cupboard now.’

 

 

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