What is a Pussy & What is a Bitch

Clip_35 (2)Little Johnny asked Mom what two words mean that kids at school were using………Pussy and Bitch.

Mom inhaled sharply, but then said: “Oh, that’s easy. A pussy is a cat, like our little Chico .  A bitch is a female dog, like our Sandy .

“Thanks, Mom..”

He then found his Dad out in the garage.

“Dad, the guys at school are using words I don’t understand.”

“What  words, son?”

“Pussy and bitch. I asked Mom, but I don’t think she told me the right meanings.”

Dad said: “Son, never ask your mother about these things, ask me instead. Let me explain it like this.”

He pulled a Playboy from his workbench, turned to the centerfold, drew a circle around the pubic  area and said:  “Son, everything inside the circle is pussy.”

“Okay,  Dad. Then what’s a bitch?”

Dad replied: “Everything outside the  circle.”

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