Monthly Archives: October 2013

Resetting Your Password

“Your password has been in use for 3 years and has expired – You must register a new one.” roses “Sorry, too few characters.” pretty roses “Sorry, you must use at least one numerical character.” 1 pretty rose “Sorry, you … Continue reading

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Attracting Attention

One day a construction supervisor from 6th floor of building was calling a worker working on the ground floor. Because of construction noise, the worker on ground floor did not hear his supervisor calling. Then, to draw the attention of … Continue reading

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Where Does the Naked Woman Keep Her Money?

A drunken  totally naked woman jumped into a taxi, at  Fortitude Valley in Brisbane, Australia. The Indian driver shook  his head,  opened his  eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the  Cab. “What’s wrong … Continue reading

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2013 Darwin Awards

Eighth Place In Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys. Seventh Place A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who “totally zoned when he ran”, … Continue reading

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Three Bulls With Moral of the Story

A Young man wished to marry the Farmer’s Beautiful Daughter. He went to the Farmer to ask his permission. The Farmer looked him over and said, “Son, Go stand out in that field. I’m going to release three bulls, one … Continue reading

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Penis Offering Condolences

Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Anna said she’d go out, but didn’t know anyone. Her daughter immediately replied, “Mom! I … Continue reading

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Lesson for those who can’t bargain…

A sindhi phones a dentist to enquire about the cost for a tooth extraction. “Rs 1850 for an extraction, sir” the dentist replied. “Rs 1850. Don’t you have anything cheaper?” “That’s the normal charge,” said the dentist. “What about if … Continue reading

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