Girl Does Not Want to be a Doctor

253424_1865597237816_1177561790_1695330_3337855_n (1)On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on
the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing
with it.

“Be still, my heart,” thought my friend, “my daughter wants to
follow in my footsteps!”

Then the child spoke into the instrument:
“Welcome to McDonald’s.  May I take your order?”

——————-

A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply,
“I’m Mr. Sugarbrown’s daughter.”

Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say,
“I’m Jane Sugarbrown.”

The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said,
“Aren’t you Mr. Sugarbrown’s daughter?”

She replied, “I thought I was, but Mother says I’m not.”

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