How to Identify Different Citizens of India

262763_1923134876221_1177561790_1718002_3598607_nScenario 1   

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.   

That’s Bombay

Scenario 2   

Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on  their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting.   

You are definitely in Punjab

Scenario 3   

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace 

The first two get together and beat him up.   

That’s Delhi

Scenario 4   

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. 

A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall.   

That’s Ahmedabad

Scenario 5   

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes.   

He writes a software program to stop the fight.  

But the fight doesn’t stop because of a virus in the program.   

That’s Bangalore

Scenario 6  

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. 

A guy comes along and quietly says that “AMMA” doesn’t like all this nonsense. 

Peace settles in.

That’s Chennai

Scenario 7  

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who’s right.  

You are in Calcutta 

Scenario 8  

Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house and says, “don’t fight in front of my place, go zum where else and keep fighting”.  

That’s Kerala 

Scenario 9  

Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer.

All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home as friends.  

You are in Goa

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