Monthly Archives: November 2013

New House

When a family moved into their new house, a visiting relative asked the little five year old how he liked the new place. “It’s terrific” he said! “I have my own room, my brother has his own room and my … Continue reading

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Newly Wed Wife

After 7 days of marriage husband goes to job. After few hours, he calls his wife. Husband with doubtful voice: “Kahan Par Ho?” Wife: “Ghar Par Hi Hun Maine Kaha Jana Hai.” Husband: “Ok, Agar Ghar Par Ho To Mixi … Continue reading

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Jewish Business Sense

A Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew were in a discussion during a dinner. Catholic: “I have a large fortune… I am going to buy Citibank!” Protestant: “I am very wealthy and will buy General Motors!” Muslim: “I … Continue reading

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Master Card Wedding

  This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University .   It was in the local newspaper and even  Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.  After the wedding, … Continue reading

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Lost Luggage: `Has your plane arrived yet?’

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk. 10% Discount on 2 Beer Cases My friends and I went out to buy beer … Continue reading

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Dead Bird in the Air

One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them shouted, ‘Look at that dead bird!’ Someone looked up at the sky and said, ‘Where?’ Sun Rising From the North While looking at a house, my brother … Continue reading

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Blond Stories

I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The cashier rang up $46.64 charges. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the money back to her and told her that she had made a … Continue reading

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