Wrong Finger Because Wrong Man

Clip_62You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead.

__________

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
‘Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?’
‘Yes, I am. I married to the wrong man.’

__________

A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
‘Husband Wanted’.
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
‘You can have mine.’

__________

When a woman steals your husband,
there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

__________

A man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished

__________

A little boy asked his father,
‘Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?’
Father replied, ‘I don’t know son, I’m still paying.’
__________

A young son asked,
‘Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?’
Dad replied, ‘That happens in every country, son.’

__________

Then there was a man who said,
‘I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
and by then, it was too late.’

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