Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

Clip_55If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say — talk in your sleep.

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Just think, if it weren’t for marriage, women would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

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First guy says, ‘My wife’s an angel!’
Second guy remarks, ‘You’re lucky, mine’s still alive..’
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‘A Woman’s Prayer:
Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to forgive him , and for patience, For his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength I’ll just beat him to death’

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Don’t shoot the messenger – I’m only forwarding for the humour!

 

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