Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

Clip_55If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say — talk in your sleep.


Just think, if it weren’t for marriage, women would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.


First guy says, ‘My wife’s an angel!’
Second guy remarks, ‘You’re lucky, mine’s still alive..’

‘A Woman’s Prayer:
Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to forgive him , and for patience, For his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength I’ll just beat him to death’


Don’t shoot the messenger – I’m only forwarding for the humour!


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