Teacher: Jor se bolo?
Sardar: Jay mata di.
American says: ” US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..”
Sardarji says: ” India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai…”
Sardar orders pizza. Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces? Sardar: 4 should do fine 8 pieces will be just too many to handle.
Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya lag gaya
Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying. When a person asked what he was doing? He replied, Oye! higher studies yaar.
2 sardars were fighting after exam. Sir: Y r u fighting? 1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank, Sir: So what? 1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.
A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party: Hi! I am sardar, this is my sardarni, he is my kid, & she is my kidney.