No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery

Clip_11The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was 
Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

I thought I saw an eye-doctor on an Alaskan island, 
but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .

She was only a whisky-maker, but he loved her still. 

A rubber-band pistol was confiscated from an algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption. 

No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.

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