Sardar had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses.
When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got cheque cashed from bank manager.
Teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times
Sardar: lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara
Santa went to Mysore palace.
Tourist guide – santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan’s chair
Santa – oye dont worry yaar i’ll get up when he comes.
Sardar wanted to make a STD. call to Punjab,
He wanted to save money so what did he do?
Simple, he went to Punjab and made a local call.
Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai……..
Sardarji: Kyun key Pizza Hut mein”Delivery Free” hai.
A Sardar enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil?
Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saab ??o
Sardar : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.