Pizza Hut mein”Delivery Free” hai.

Clip_30On Jeeto’s bday

Sardar had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses.

When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got cheque cashed from bank manager.

Teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times

Sardar: lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara

Santa went to Mysore palace.

Tourist guide – santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan’s chair

Santa – oye dont worry yaar i’ll get up when he comes.

Sardar wanted to make a STD. call to Punjab,

He wanted to save money so what did he do?

Simple, he went to Punjab and made a local call.

Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai……..

Sardarji: Kyun key Pizza Hut mein”Delivery Free” hai.

A Sardar enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil?

Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saab ??o

Sardar : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.

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