My Accident

Clip_23I woke up swathed in bandages, in a hospital ICU,

Tubes entering different parts of my body,

Wires monitoring every function,

A gorgeous nurse hovering over me.

It was obvious I’d been in a serious accident.

I heard her say, ‘You may-not feel anything from the waist down.’

I managed to mumble in reply, ‘Can I feel your tits, then?

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