You know you are getting old when everything either rries up or leaks

 

Clip_24Birds of a feather flock together…
And then shit on your car.

A penny saved is a Government oversight.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by
then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

The easiest way to find something lost around the House is to buy a replacement…

He who hesitates is probably right.

Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are ‘XL’.

The sole purpose of a child’s middle name is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words ‘The’ and ‘IRS
Together it spells ‘Theirs….’

Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want
people to know ‘why’ I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your
youth, think of Algebra.

One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young. Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

 

 

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