Newly Wed Wife

Clip_5100After 7 days of marriage husband goes to job. After few hours, he calls his wife.

Husband with doubtful voice: “Kahan Par Ho?”

Wife: “Ghar Par Hi Hun Maine Kaha Jana Hai.”

Husband: “Ok, Agar Ghar Par Ho To Mixi Chalao.”

Wife Turns On The Mixer, “Ghrrrrrrrrrrr, Ghrrrrrrrrrrrrrr”

Husband With Satisfaction: “Chalo Ok, Shaam Ko Milte Hain.”

Next day again he calls his wife: “Hello! Jaanu Kahan Par Ho Tum?”

Wife: “Mein Ghar Par.”

Husband: “Achha To Agar Par Ho To Mixi Chalao.”

Wife Turns On The Mixer “Ghrrrrrrrrrrr, Ghrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr”

Husband: “Ok, Shaam Ko Ghar Par Milte Hain.”

Third day husband suddenly reached home early. Calls his wife but she was not home.

Husband to servant: “Chhotu, Malkin Kahan Par Hai?”

Chhotu: “Pata Nahi Sahab Kaafi Der Se Bahar Gayi Hai Lekin Ye Samajh Nahi Aaya Ki Bag Mein Mixi Daal Kar Kyu Le Gayi?“

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