Monthly Archives: March 2014

Making Love to a Witch

A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels’ bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man’s pie and then took a seat at the … Continue reading

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Birth Control Pills for Sleeping

An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, “I’d like to have some birth control pills.” Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, “Excuse me, Mrs. … Continue reading

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“Loose Motion cannot be Slow Motion”

Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. … Continue reading

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KAMASUTRA LESSONS

Kamasutra says 1. If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of “buy one get one free”! 2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman’s upper body starts with a … Continue reading

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McDonalds versus Roti

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Prostate Problems

Wiremu, a New Zealander, was  on the dole in Australia  but  about to fly home to watch the Rugby World Cup and was not feeling well, so he decided to see a doctor. “Hey doc, I dun’t feel so good, ey” said … Continue reading

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Indian Election: Lotus or Loot Us

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