Australian Love Poem

ClipOf course I love ya darlin’

You’re a bloody top-notch bird

And when I say you’re gorgeous

I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side

I don’t mind a bit of flab

It means that when I’m ready

There’s somethin’ there to grab

So your belly isn’t flat no more

I tell ya, I don’t care

So long as when I cuddle ya

I can get my arms round there

No Sheila who is your age

Has nice round perky breasts

They just gave in to gravity

But I know ya did ya best

I’m tellin’ ya the truth now

I never tell ya lies

I think it’s very sexy

That you’ve got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me nanna’s grave now

The moment that we met

I thought you was as good as

I was ever gonna get

No matter what u look like

I’ll always love ya dear

Now shut up while the cricket’s on

And fetch another beer.

 

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